Although New York is long gone, the chopped cheese lives on. Turns out irradiated American cheese has no discernible expiration date.
Mutant ibex have actually thrived underneath the Zone in the Souterran cave and tunnel system.
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It must have been terrifying at universities in the old days, before snakes and grad students became extinct.
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